Spoon or Straw – The Ultimate Question

Posted Tuesday, May 18th, 2010 and is filed under General

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Always the one to enjoy the spoils of a sexual experience with the gushing climax, I’m rather known for my love of the white stuff (no, this isn’t a unigate advert) and during one of my latest entirely decent and well placed conversations over dinner in a central London restaurant, the topic turned to the age old question of what do YOU actually do with it?  I don’t mean whether you prefer a faceful, a chest covering or ass splattering, but if and when it reaches past your luscious lips never to return, do you consider yourself (or whoever might be in question) a cum drinker or a cum eater?

Many of my friends were on TEAM EAT, whereas myself and a faithful friend were and are very staunchly on the TEAM DRINK.  Never ones to let it go without graphic descriptions and reasonings behind our positions, the most prevalant was the sheer viscosity of the substance in question.  Sometimes it’s as thick as good old PVA glue, other times I’ve seen it as clear and fluid as a puddle of evian swilling in a breathless twinks naval.

The conversation got decidedly dodgier as time and wine went on, with one crude individual (OK it was me) mentioned the feeling you get when it coats your teeth and you kinda chew, kinda not chew as an after thought to the conjugation.  Would that be classed as eating, or merely oral curiosity..   Safe to say that the argument was never fully resolved, we were just discreetly asked to vacate the premises with a fit young waiter who very much wanted to take part in the err, topic of choice.

TEAM DRINK is still lacking in numbers, so let me know if you agree with me, and drinking spunk is much more preferable to eating it, thanks!

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